The Straight Version
Vietnam has detained its deputy agriculture minister as part of an investigation into certification procedures for durian exports to China
The UNHINGED Take
Wah lau, these Vietnam people also got problem one, cannot even export durian properly, now their deputy minister kena detained, serves them right for trying to cheat, I mean, who doesn't love durian, but come on, follow the rules lah, don't be like our Malaysian drivers, think they own the road, aiya
The Bottom Line
DURIAN-GATE SCANDAL / 10
Wah lau, these Vietnam people also got problem one, cannot even export durian properly, now their deputy minister kena detained, serves them right for trying to cheat, I mean, who doesn't love durian, but come on, follow the rules lah, don't be like our Malaysian drivers, think they own the road, aiya
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Wah lau, these Vietnam people also got problem one, cannot even export durian properly, now their deputy minister kena detained, serves them right for trying to cheat, I mean, who doesn't love durian, but come on, follow the rules lah, don't be like our Malaysian driver
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