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Wall Street slumps as sharp tech losses put Nasdaq on course for correction

🇲🇾 Malaysia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Free Malaysia Today·5 Nov, 03:37 pm
Wall Street slumps as sharp tech losses put Nasdaq on course for correction — Malaysia
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The Straight Version

Chip stocks, along with companies linked to the AI infrastructure buildout, slipped further following the Democrats' election victory, including in several key data-centre states.

The UNHINGED Take

"Wall Street slumps as sharp tech losses put Nasdaq on course for correction" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Wall Street slumps as sharp tech losses put Nasdaq on course for correction" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Wall Street slumps as sharp tech losses put Nasdaq on course for correction" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/wall-street-slumps-as-sharp-tech-losses-put #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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