The Straight Version
Woman in 30s found snagged on fishing net buoy in Malaysia.
The UNHINGED Take
Police patrolled in red shirts, white shorts, black patterns—more garish than a stray parade—to testify that irony feeds on the caught, but the net suffocates victims like a barking fish.
The Bottom Line
STILL SHADOW / 10
Police patrolled in red shirts, white shorts, black patterns—more garish than a stray parade—to testify that irony feeds on the caught, but the net suffocates victims like a barking fish.
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Police patrolled in red shirts, white shorts, black patterns—more garish than a stray parade—to testify that irony feeds on the caught, but the net suffocates victims like a barking fish. STILL SHADOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/my/womans-body-found-snagged-on-fishin
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