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Armed police start patrols in Sydney after Bondi Beach attack

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·1 Nov, 05:56 pm
Armed police start patrols in Sydney after Bondi Beach attack — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Armed police patrols start on Bondi Beach after security response to past Hanukkah shooting.

The UNHINGED Take

These armed patrollers on Bondi Beach are like humbled ninjas, guarding sand after a Hanukkah hustle, proving the city’s security budget turns into a comedy of errors while violence still stalks silent suits.

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The Bottom Line

NEGATIVE IQ / 10

These armed patrollers on Bondi Beach are like humbled ninjas, guarding sand after a Hanukkah hustle, proving the city’s security budget turns into a comedy of errors while violence still stalks silent suits.

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These armed patrollers on Bondi Beach are like humbled ninjas, guarding sand after a Hanukkah hustle, proving the city’s security budget turns into a comedy of errors while violence still stalks silent suits. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/armed-police-st

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