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Armed thugs beat me, threatened to kill me in Ekiti — Sowore

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·30 Oct, 09:30 pm
Armed thugs beat me, threatened to kill me in Ekiti — Sowore — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

AAC candidate Omoyele Sowore was punched, threatened, beaten by ~20 armed men in Ado-Ekiti.

The UNHINGED Take

Gun‑packed thugs tried to kill Sowore; he cooked them, proving street smarts outdo manifesto fluff.

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Gun‑packed thugs tried to kill Sowore; he cooked them, proving street smarts outdo manifesto fluff.

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