The Straight Version
The Benin Electricity Distribution Company announced salary increases for all staff members effective December 1, 2026.
The UNHINGED Take
Giving raises to staff at the company that keeps half the nation in permanent darkness is like paying a arsonist for burning down your village. Absolute madness.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10
Giving raises to staff at the company that keeps half the nation in permanent darkness is like paying a arsonist for burning down your village.
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Giving raises to staff at the company that keeps half the nation in permanent darkness is like paying a arsonist for burning down your village. TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/bedc-raises-staff-salaries #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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