The Straight Version
Flavio Bolsonaro parachutes into Florida after running from Brazil.
The UNHINGED Take
Flavio's hiding like a damp mangrove; Brazil's garbage boy now sipping sunshine in Miami, while the globe watches him trade corruption for sunscreen.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN ROTTED / 10
Flavio's hiding like a damp mangrove; Brazil's garbage boy now sipping sunshine in Miami, while the globe watches him trade corruption for sunscreen.
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Flavio's hiding like a damp mangrove; Brazil's garbage boy now sipping sunshine in Miami, while the globe watches him trade corruption for sunscreen. BRAIN ROTTED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/bolsonaro-turns-up-in-florida-after-vanishing-from #NZElection2026 #Unhin
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