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Dakar Youth Olympics: Who gets to hold the flame?

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 05:17 pm
Dakar Youth Olympics: Who gets to hold the flame? — Nigeria
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Senegal lit the Olympic torch, becoming Africa's first host.

The UNHINGED Take

Senegal lit the Olympic torch, becoming Africa's first host. Sowing hope while their stadium looks like a kebab stall – they’re putting 'African progress' on a paper napkin.

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Senegal lit the Olympic torch, becoming Africa's first host.

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