The Straight Version
Saudi Aramco's net profit jumped 34% to $36.25bn despite Houthi attacks amid Iran war.
The UNHINGED Take
Aramco rakes in $36bn while Houthi rebels spray paint a HQ, Iran war sizzling in the background. Profit never skipped a beat for their money‑vault.
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The Bottom Line
MONEY VANDAL / 10
Aramco rakes in $36bn while Houthi rebels spray paint a HQ, Iran war sizzling in the background.
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