The Straight Version
Former Kaduna Governor, Nasir El-Rufai, has renewed his call for a fair trial, marking 256 days in detention over corruption and other allegations. Read More: https://punchng.com/el-rufai-marks-256-days-in-detention-demands-fair-trial/
The UNHINGED Take
"El-Rufai marks 256 days in detention, demands fair trial" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"El-Rufai marks 256 days in detention, demands fair trial" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"El-Rufai marks 256 days in detention, demands fair trial" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/el-rufai-marks-256-days-in-detention-demands #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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