The Straight Version
Former Kwara ADC spokesperson Abubakar Basambo has officially defected to the ruling APC party.
The UNHINGED Take
Another professional plate-licker migrating to the buffet where the crumbs are bigger. Same hungry dog, different master, just swapping his stained rags for a fresh broom.

The Bottom Line
PATHETIC GRASSROOTS PARASITE / 10
Another professional plate-licker migrating to the buffet where the crumbs are bigger.
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Another professional plate-licker migrating to the buffet where the crumbs are bigger. PATHETIC GRASSROOTS PARASITE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/ex-kwara-adc-spokesperson-defects-to-apc #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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