The Straight Version
Dani Carvajal publicly endorsed Cristiano Ronaldo to reach a record-breaking 1,000 career goals.
The UNHINGED Take
Carvajal is out here sniffing glue, begging for relevance by polishing Ronaldo’s ego while he farms goals against plumbers in the desert. Even the stadium grass is laughing at this delusion.
The Bottom Line
COPIUM OVERDOSE / 10
Carvajal is out here sniffing glue, begging for relevance by polishing Ronaldo’s ego while he farms goals against plumbers in the desert.
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Carvajal is out here sniffing glue, begging for relevance by polishing Ronaldo’s ego while he farms goals against plumbers in the desert. COPIUM OVERDOSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/ex-madrid-player-carvajal-backs-ronaldo-to-reach #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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