The Straight Version
The Federal Government is interviewing 2,000 Nigerians for Commonwealth scholarships.
The UNHINGED Take
See the FG crank out 2,000 scholarship interviews, only to hand out cash to those who can buy a boat on the Niger. Pride, Lagos style, but lessons? None.
The Bottom Line
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See the FG crank out 2,000 scholarship interviews, only to hand out cash to those who can buy a boat on the Niger.
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See the FG crank out 2,000 scholarship interviews, only to hand out cash to those who can buy a boat on the Niger. WORTHLESS OVERLOAD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/fg-begins-commonwealth-scholarship-interviews-for-2-000 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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