The Straight Version
French PM Sébastien Lecornu accelerated a 1.6% minimum wage hike to suppress ongoing cost-of-living protests.
The UNHINGED Take
Giving these peasants a pathetic 1.6 percent raise while the country burns is like throwing a single ice cube at a volcanic eruption. Absolute poverty tier strategy from a clueless suit.

The Bottom Line
PATHETIC PEANUTS / 10
Giving these peasants a pathetic 1.6 percent raise while the country burns is like throwing a single ice cube at a volcanic eruption.
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Giving these peasants a pathetic 1.6 percent raise while the country burns is like throwing a single ice cube at a volcanic eruption. PATHETIC PEANUTS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/french-pm-brings-forward-1-6-increase-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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