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By Samuel Oyadongha, Yenagoa A fresh crude oil spill has polluted the shoreline of Egweama community on Cape Formosa Island in Brass Local Government Area of Bayelsa State, disrupting fishing activities and leaving residents stranded. The incident, which occurred on Sunday, November 1, 2026, was documented in a field report by the Environmental Conservation Agriculture […] The post Fresh oil spill disrupts fishing in Bayelsa community appeared first on Vanguard News .
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