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Gunmen kill 18-year-old vigilante in Plateau midnight attack

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·4 Nov, 02:40 am
Gunmen kill 18-year-old vigilante in Plateau midnight attack — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Gunmen have killed an 18-year-old vigilante member, Divine Dung Davou, in a midnight attack on Rachas village in Barkin Ladi LGA of Plateau State. Read More: https://punchng.com/gunmen-kill-18-year-old-vigilante-in-plateau-midnight-attack/

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Gunmen kill 18: "Gunmen kill 18-year-old vigilante in Plateau midnight attack". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Gunmen kill 18: "Gunmen kill 18-year-old vigilante in Plateau midnight attack".

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