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How to download your NIN slip free — NIMC

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·4 Nov, 10:52 am
How to download your NIN slip free — NIMC — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

The NIMC released instructions for citizens to download their NIN slips for free using the NINAuth portal.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine acting like digital access to your own basic identity document is a charity. NIMC really thinks they deserve a medal for not charging us to exist in our own country.

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GASLIGHTING MASTERCLASS / 10

Imagine acting like digital access to your own basic identity document is a charity.

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