The Straight Version
IEA says Africa/Asia pumping 4,800GW renewable, Abuja cars skyrocket 60%.
The UNHINGED Take
IEA pushes Africa/Asia to a 4,800GW boom while Abuja breathes a 60% car surge – yeah, they’re selling sorcery to mud‑tunnel hounds.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED DUMB / 10
IEA pushes Africa/Asia to a 4,800GW boom while Abuja breathes a 60% car surge – yeah, they’re selling sorcery to mud‑tunnel hounds.
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IEA pushes Africa/Asia to a 4,800GW boom while Abuja breathes a 60% car surge – yeah, they’re selling sorcery to mud‑tunnel hounds. CERTIFIED DUMB / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/iea-africa-asia-to-lead-growth-as-global #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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