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In Makkah, Tinubu Puts His Re-election in Allah’s Hands

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ThisDay Live·3 Nov, 02:36 am
In Makkah, Tinubu Puts His Re-election in Allah’s Hands — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Tinubu prayed in Makkah to keep his re-election in Allah’s hands.

The UNHINGED Take

Tinubu put his campaign in Allah’s hands like a 1,000‑year‑old promise. Naija still chasing potholes, not prayers.

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Tinubu put his campaign in Allah’s hands like a 1,000‑year‑old promise.

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