The Straight Version
Iran and Qatar negotiate a 2‑day plan to reopen Hormuz if the U.S. meets Tehran’s demands.
The UNHINGED Take
America’s tiny drip of greed gets a two‑day Hormuz fix – Iran and Qatar agree, as the U.S. cracks open its wallet for Tehran’s demands. Hotbeard politicians gamble with a seafood channel.
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The Bottom Line
GUTSLESS RACKETEER / 10
America’s tiny drip of greed gets a two‑day Hormuz fix – Iran and Qatar agree, as the U.S.
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