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Johnvents Redeems N28.64bn Debt, Records Oversubscription for N80bn Commercial Paper

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ThisDay Live·3 Nov, 02:34 am

Johnvents Redeems N28.64bn Debt, Records Oversubscription for N80bn Commercial Paper — Nigeria

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Johnvents Redeems N28.64bn Debt, Records Oversubscription for N80bn Commercial Paper: "Johnvents Redeems N28.64bn Debt, Records Oversubscription for N80bn Commercial Paper". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Johnvents Redeems N28.64bn Debt, Records Oversubscription for N80bn Commercial Paper: "Johnvents Redeems N28.64bn Debt, Records Oversubscription for N80bn Commercial Paper".

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