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Jos stadium gets facelift in 38 years ahead of APC rally

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Premium Times·6 Nov, 08:33 am
Jos stadium gets facelift in 38 years ahead of APC rally — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

The Jos International Stadium received a fresh coat of paint for the first time in 38 years.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says APC governance like throwing a bucket of cheap paint on a crumbling tomb just to mask the decay for a rally. You clowns are literally painting a graveyard.

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Reaction GIF for Jos stadium gets facelift in 38 years ahead of APC rally

The Bottom Line

PATHETIC ELECTION THEATER / 10

Nothing says APC governance like throwing a bucket of cheap paint on a crumbling tomb just to mask the decay for a rally.

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Nothing says APC governance like throwing a bucket of cheap paint on a crumbling tomb just to mask the decay for a rally. PATHETIC ELECTION THEATER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/jos-stadium-gets-facelift-in-38-years-ahead #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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