The Straight Version
Kebbi will pay workers ₦70,000 transportation allowance from November.
The UNHINGED Take
Idris pops ₦70k transport promise while workers still dodge crumbs; committee’s punchline: 'we’ll do it'. It’s as useful as a bucket in flood.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // TRANSPORT ALLOWANCE MONEY SINKINGGIF
The Bottom Line
DEFECTIVE GOV / 10
Idris pops ₦70k transport promise while workers still dodge crumbs; committee’s punchline: 'we’ll do it'.
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Idris pops ₦70k transport promise while workers still dodge crumbs; committee’s punchline: 'we’ll do it'. DEFECTIVE GOV / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/kebbi-set-to-implement-70-000-transportation-allowance #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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