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Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 12:54 pm
Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Kenyan cult leader Paul Mackenzie received a life sentence for starving 191 followers to death in Shakahola forest.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine starving your own pickin to meet Jesus because some raggedy pastor told you to go on a hunger strike. This man is a deranged demon and his followers were absolute mumu fools.

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BRAIN DEAD CULTIST / 10

Imagine starving your own pickin to meet Jesus because some raggedy pastor told you to go on a hunger strike.

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