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Lagos targets 100 food-processing plants around logistics hub

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Vanguard Nigeria·4 Nov, 01:44 am
Lagos targets 100 food-processing plants around logistics hub — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Sanwo-Olu announces 50-100 fake food-processing plants to line cronies' pockets while sugar farmers go broke.

The UNHINGED Take

Oh, babes that gutu, Another hundred plants cooked for PSD2 consultancies, Sanwo-Olu loose unit still grabbing coppers out of thin air, They fked the food supply long ago.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Oh, babes that gutu, Another hundred plants cooked for PSD2 consultancies, Sanwo-Olu loose unit still grabbing coppers out of thin air, They fked the food supply long ago.

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