The Straight Version
"There is no way Nigeria can be a one-party state; the APC must get that clear. President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and the APC should allow opposition to breathe," he said. The post Makinde flags off 2027 presidential campaign in Bauchi, tackles APC over opposition appeared first on Vanguard News .
The UNHINGED Take
"Makinde flags off 2027 presidential campaign in Bauchi, tackles APC over opposition" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Makinde flags off 2027 presidential campaign in Bauchi, tackles APC over opposition" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Makinde flags off 2027 presidential campaign in Bauchi, tackles APC over opposition" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/makinde-flags-off-2027-presidential-campaign-in-bauchi #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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