The Straight Version
Lionel Messi won back-to-back MLS Golden Boot awards after scoring 26 goals for Inter Miami.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine moving to a retirement league just to farm amateur defenders for hardware. It is not a trophy, it is a participation medal for a footballing tourist stealing tax dollars.
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The Bottom Line
OVERRATED STAT PADDING / 10
Imagine moving to a retirement league just to farm amateur defenders for hardware.
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