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🔴 Midterms live: Democrat Roy Cooper flips first Senate seat, follow the results

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 01:38 am
🔴 Midterms live: Democrat Roy Cooper flips first Senate seat, follow the results — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Governor Roy Cooper flips a Senate seat from GOP to DEM.

The UNHINGED Take

Cooper snatched the Senate seat like a street hawker steals your naira, slippery, greedy; Democrats now got a glittering PS‑2 mode while GOP's irony turned into a dud thumbtack during midterms.

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SAINTLESS FLIP / 10

Cooper snatched the Senate seat like a street hawker steals your naira, slippery, greedy; Democrats now got a glittering PS‑2 mode while GOP's irony turned into a dud thumbtack during midterms.

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Cooper snatched the Senate seat like a street hawker steals your naira, slippery, greedy; Democrats now got a glittering PS‑2 mode while GOP's irony turned into a dud thumbtack during midterms. SAINTLESS FLIP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/midterms-live-democrat-roy-

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