The Straight Version
Governor Roy Cooper flips a Senate seat from GOP to DEM.
The UNHINGED Take
Cooper snatched the Senate seat like a street hawker steals your naira, slippery, greedy; Democrats now got a glittering PS‑2 mode while GOP's irony turned into a dud thumbtack during midterms.

The Bottom Line
SAINTLESS FLIP / 10
Cooper snatched the Senate seat like a street hawker steals your naira, slippery, greedy; Democrats now got a glittering PS‑2 mode while GOP's irony turned into a dud thumbtack during midterms.
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Cooper snatched the Senate seat like a street hawker steals your naira, slippery, greedy; Democrats now got a glittering PS‑2 mode while GOP's irony turned into a dud thumbtack during midterms. SAINTLESS FLIP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/midterms-live-democrat-roy-
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