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Monarch Absolves Nembe E&P Over Fatal Community Dispute in Bayelsa

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ThisDay Live·3 Nov, 02:35 am
Monarch Absolves Nembe E&P Over Fatal Community Dispute in Bayelsa — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

• Company rejects implication by Bayelsa govt, demands retraction  •Land inspection not connected with incident, Ikei Ama community insists Emmanuel Addeh in Abuja                                            The Amanyanabo of Dieama-Okpoama, His Royal Highness,

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