The Straight Version
NAFDAC destroyed over N8bn of illegal sachet alcohol in North‑Central.
The UNHINGED Take
NAFDAC copped N8bn of fake sachet alcohol, exploded it like a plot twist. Lagos still drinks with empty can kids. Even after the bust, the broth still stinks.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
NAFDAC copped N8bn of fake sachet alcohol, exploded it like a plot twist.
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