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NAFDAC destroys N8bn products, targets sachet alcohol in N’Central

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·30 Oct, 02:31 am
NAFDAC destroys N8bn products, targets sachet alcohol in N’Central — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

NAFDAC destroyed over N8bn of illegal sachet alcohol in North‑Central.

The UNHINGED Take

NAFDAC copped N8bn of fake sachet alcohol, exploded it like a plot twist. Lagos still drinks with empty can kids. Even after the bust, the broth still stinks.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

NAFDAC copped N8bn of fake sachet alcohol, exploded it like a plot twist.

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