The Straight Version
Nigerians climb UN ranks, shaping global policies from Lagos, not Lagos Beach.
The UNHINGED Take
That outfit in UN gowns tripping with déjà vu—faking diplomacy while we sell babalawo biscuits. Who needs the Liable Board when you have a pan‑African portfolio that sells your dreams at biscuit‑price rates?

The Bottom Line
MUTANT BLOOD / 10
That outfit in UN gowns tripping with déjà vu—faking diplomacy while we sell babalawo biscuits.
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That outfit in UN gowns tripping with déjà vu—faking diplomacy while we sell babalawo biscuits. MUTANT BLOOD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/nigerians-in-united-nations-shaping-global-policies #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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