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NYSC swears in 2,205 corps members in Anambra

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·6 Nov, 01:43 pm
NYSC swears in 2,205 corps members in Anambra — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Anambra State officially swore in 2,205 NYSC Batch C Stream II corps members for their mandatory national service year.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine dragging 2,205 fresh graduates into Anambra just to rot in khaki while the system does absolutely nothing for their future. Absolute national tragedy disguised as service.

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SYSTEMIC BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine dragging 2,205 fresh graduates into Anambra just to rot in khaki while the system does absolutely nothing for their future.

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Imagine dragging 2,205 fresh graduates into Anambra just to rot in khaki while the system does absolutely nothing for their future. SYSTEMIC BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/nysc-swears-in-2-205-corps-members-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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