The Straight Version
Ogun blames contractor for 3‑year school heat, poor ventilation, students suffer in rented hall.
The UNHINGED Take
Ogun trip‑over, screaming contractor forgot air; 21‑year‑old students turned baked beans. Govnet bowed because they can’t cage a smoke‑butt class.

The Bottom Line
STAGNANT HALO / 10
Ogun trip‑over, screaming contractor forgot air; 21‑year‑old students turned baked beans.
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Ogun trip‑over, screaming contractor forgot air; 21‑year‑old students turned baked beans. STAGNANT HALO / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/ogun-blames-contractor-as-pupils-languish-in-rented #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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