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Oxfam's Destroy and Rebuild Index: 'Wealthy minority of investors benefit from both sides of crisis'

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 09:52 am
Oxfam's Destroy and Rebuild Index: 'Wealthy minority of investors benefit from both sides of crisis' — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Oxfam reports that elite investors are profiting from both causing climate disasters and financing the subsequent reconstruction efforts.

The UNHINGED Take

These parasites are literally setting the house on fire just to sell you the extinguisher at a three-hundred percent markup. It is not capitalism, it is a high-stakes scam for sociopaths.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE GARBAGE HUMANITY / 10

These parasites are literally setting the house on fire just to sell you the extinguisher at a three-hundred percent markup.

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These parasites are literally setting the house on fire just to sell you the extinguisher at a three-hundred percent markup. ABSOLUTE GARBAGE HUMANITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/oxfams-destroy-and-rebuild-index-wealthy-minority-of #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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