The Straight Version
Paraguay's President Santiago Peña resigned after bank collapse; Congress voted to impeach him.
The UNHINGED Take
Santiago Peña's grand exit looks like a politician's parachute: slap on a collapsed bank, voodoo applause, and a vacant chair for the nation.
The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
Santiago Peña's grand exit looks like a politician's parachute: slap on a collapsed bank, voodoo applause, and a vacant chair for the nation.
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Santiago Peña's grand exit looks like a politician's parachute: slap on a collapsed bank, voodoo applause, and a vacant chair for the nation. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/paraguay-president-santiago-pe-a-resigns-after-bank #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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