The Straight Version
Peter Obi praised Nigeria's U‑17 Women’s World Cup team on X.
The UNHINGED Take
Peter Obi, a nostalgic relic, patting Flamingos while his own policy rockets still fling bribes into void; still better at tweeting than governing.
The Bottom Line
MISSION POSSIBLE… OOPS / 10
Peter Obi, a nostalgic relic, patting Flamingos while his own policy rockets still fling bribes into void; still better at tweeting than governing.
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Peter Obi, a nostalgic relic, patting Flamingos while his own policy rockets still fling bribes into void; still better at tweeting than governing. MISSION POSSIBLE… OOPS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/peter-obi-congratulates-flamingos-on-u-17-womens #NZElection2026
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