The Straight Version
Plateau State Governor, Caleb Mutfwang, has assured members of the National Youth Service Corps serving in the state of adequate protection. He said his administration would continue to work with security agencies to guarantee their safety and welfare. Read More: https://punchng.com/plateau-assures-corps-members-of-safety-donates-n6m-at-orientation-ceremony/
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Plateau assures corps members of safety, donates N6m at orientation ceremony: "Plateau assures corps members of safety, donates N6m at orientation ceremony". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Plateau assures corps members of safety, donates N6m at orientation ceremony: "Plateau assures corps members of safety, donates N6m at orientation ceremony".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Plateau assures corps members of safety, donates N6m at orientation ceremony: "Plateau assures corps members of safety, donates N6m at orientation ceremony". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/plateau-assu
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