The Straight Version
The Ogun State Police Command has arrested a man, Akinola Damilare, for allegedly impersonating military personnel in Abeokuta, the state capital. Read More: https://punchng.com/police-arrest-fake-soldier-in-ogun/
The UNHINGED Take
"Police arrest fake soldier in Ogun" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Police arrest fake soldier in Ogun" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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