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Police present N9m to 21 deceased officers’ families

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·6 Nov, 01:42 pm
Police present N9m to 21 deceased officers’ families — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Abia State Police Command distributed roughly N9 million among 21 families of deceased officers.

The UNHINGED Take

These families get crumbs while the force gets a banquet, with each life valued at less than a basic smartphone. It is an absolute insult to call this welfare.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE GARBAGE / 10

These families get crumbs while the force gets a banquet, with each life valued at less than a basic smartphone.

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These families get crumbs while the force gets a banquet, with each life valued at less than a basic smartphone. ABSOLUTE GARBAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/police-present-n9m-to-21-deceased-officers-families #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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