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Port Sudan families can barely afford water as shortages persist

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 08:10 pm
Port Sudan families can barely afford water as shortages persist — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Port Sudan families can barely afford water amid ongoing shortages.

The UNHINGED Take

Wanna starve and drown? That's Port Sudan's lunch menu: war‑scarred pipes, displacement drunks, water at casino rates, while locals stay thirsty.

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Wanna starve and drown?

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