The Straight Version
The Police Service Commission has appointed Salisu Fago as the new Commissioner of Police for Niger State.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another reshuffle of the same incompetent deck chairs on the Titanic. Niger State is just trading one useless uniform for another while the streets remain an absolute free-for-all.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE FAILURE / 10
Another day, another reshuffle of the same incompetent deck chairs on the Titanic.
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Another day, another reshuffle of the same incompetent deck chairs on the Titanic. COLLECTIVE FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/psc-appoints-fago-as-new-niger-police-commissioner #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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