The Straight Version
Railway retirees begged President Tinubu to fix unpaid housing monetisation for their pensions.
The UNHINGED Take
Tinubu gotta stop playing dead while retirees wait for their hard‑earned tokens—nah, your cabinet's more kryptonite than the Nigerian railway. Meanwhile, FG’s housing policy is as empty as a politician’s promises.
The Bottom Line
POCKET RIGIDITY / 10
Tinubu gotta stop playing dead while retirees wait for their hard‑earned tokens—nah, your cabinet's more kryptonite than the Nigerian railway.
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Tinubu gotta stop playing dead while retirees wait for their hard‑earned tokens—nah, your cabinet's more kryptonite than the Nigerian railway. POCKET RIGIDITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/railway-retirees-beg-tinubu-to-intervene-in-housing #NZElection2026 #Unhinged
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