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Seven modular refineries to begin operations in 2027

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·30 Oct, 02:34 am
Seven modular refineries to begin operations in 2027 — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Seven new modular refineries with a combined capacity of 83,000 barrels per day are projected to commence operations in Nigeria, an expert has said. Read More: https://punchng.com/seven-modular-refineries-to-begin-operations-in-2027/

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Seven modular refineries to begin operations in 2027: "Seven modular refineries to begin operations in 2027". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Seven modular refineries to begin operations in 2027: "Seven modular refineries to begin operations in 2027".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Seven modular refineries to begin operations in 2027: "Seven modular refineries to begin operations in 2027". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/seven-modular-refineries-to-begin-operations-in-2027 #NZElec

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