The Straight Version
Vice President Kashim Shettima is calling on investors to pump early-stage funding into African creative businesses.
The UNHINGED Take
Shettima wants investors to bet on dreams while the economy is currently gasping for air. Stop selling us expensive fantasies when the national grid is basically a glorified candle.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10
Shettima wants investors to bet on dreams while the economy is currently gasping for air.
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Shettima wants investors to bet on dreams while the economy is currently gasping for air. COLOSSAL DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/shettima-urges-investors-to-fund-african-creative-businesses #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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