The Straight Version
Golden State beat Minnesota, Philadelphia defeated Indiana, and Cleveland handled Washington in recent NBA action.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine sweating this much just to put a ball in a hoop for millionaires who would not spit on you if you were on fire. Absolute circus for people with nothing better to do.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10
Imagine sweating this much just to put a ball in a hoop for millionaires who would not spit on you if you were on fire.
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Imagine sweating this much just to put a ball in a hoop for millionaires who would not spit on you if you were on fire. COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/stephen-curry-warriors-hold-nerve-to-beat-timberwolves #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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