The Straight Version
President Bola Tinubu has departed Jeddah, Saudi Arabia for Abuja after completing a week-long lesser pilgrimage (Umrah) in the holy city of Makkah. Read More: https://punchng.com/tinubu-departs-saudi-arabia-for-nigeria-after-umrah/
The UNHINGED Take
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The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
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