The Straight Version
President Tinubu has ordered security chiefs to track down the perpetrators of the Kaduna killings in Naridon Village
The UNHINGED Take
Wetin Tinubu dey order sef, him think say security chiefs be im pawns wey him dey control, dem kill people for Kaduna, him dey give order like say him dey serious, abeg make him do something wey go show say him no be joke, all these years wey him dey play politics, him neva do anything wey make sense, now him wan use security matter take impress us
The Bottom Line
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Wetin Tinubu dey order sef, him think say security chiefs be im pawns wey him dey control, dem kill people for Kaduna, him dey give order like say him dey serious, abeg make him do something wey go show say him no be joke, all these years wey him dey play politics, him neva do anything wey make sense, now him wan use security matter take impress us
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Wetin Tinubu dey order sef, him think say security chiefs be im pawns wey him dey control, dem kill people for Kaduna, him dey give order like say him dey serious, abeg make him do something wey go show say him no be joke, all these years wey him dey play politics, him
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