The Straight Version
The UK launched a trial shortening breast cancer radiotherapy from three weeks to five days.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine taking a medical career to finally figure out that less time in their miserable hospitals is actually better for everyone. Absolute pioneers of doing the bare minimum.

The Bottom Line
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Imagine taking a medical career to finally figure out that less time in their miserable hospitals is actually better for everyone.
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Imagine taking a medical career to finally figure out that less time in their miserable hospitals is actually better for everyone. CLINICALLY DERANGED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/uk-tests-five-day-breast-cancer-radiotherapy #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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