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UNIBEN to recruit again after 10-year employment freeze

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Punch·1 Nov, 07:16 pm
UNIBEN to recruit again after 10-year employment freeze — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

The University of Benin is set to employ another set of graduates for academic and non-academic roles after a 10-year freeze, says the VC, Prof. Edoba Omor Read More: https://punchng.com/uniben-to-recruit-again-after-10-year-employment-freeze/

The UNHINGED Take

"UNIBEN to recruit again after 10-year employment freeze" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"UNIBEN to recruit again after 10-year employment freeze" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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