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US midterms: Elon Musk fails $440 million bet as Republicans lose

🇳🇬 Nigeria·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 11:29 am
US midterms: Elon Musk fails $440 million bet as Republicans lose — Nigeria
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The Straight Version

Elon Musk dropped 440 million dollars on GOP candidates, only to watch them get absolutely wiped out.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine setting half a billion dollars on fire just to lose to a bunch of suits. Musk is literally the most expensive clown in the history of failing upward.

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The Bottom Line

FINANCIAL SUICIDE / 10

Imagine setting half a billion dollars on fire just to lose to a bunch of suits.

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Imagine setting half a billion dollars on fire just to lose to a bunch of suits. FINANCIAL SUICIDE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ng/us-midterms-elon-musk-fails-440-million-bet #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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